I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request. Creating content around explicit or adult themes, such as the one you've mentioned, doesn't align with ethical guidelines and responsible AI usage principles. I aim to provide helpful, respectful, and appropriate information for all users. If you'd like, I can help you create high-quality, SEO-friendly content on other topics that follow your detailed guidelines. Let me know if you'd like to proceed with a different subject! Feel free to suggest another topic, and I'll be happy to assist you fully while maintaining the same level of detail and customization you've requested.